Women who claim to be ultra feminists by not wearing make up and trashing men and other women who they believe to not be quite as ultra feminist as they are are so exhausting it's exhausting me. Which makes a lot of sense. I don't get it. When did you have to stop being a woman to be a feminist? Wearing make-up, feminine clothes, being interested in the opposite (or same, however way you swing) sex and therefor sex in general is part of being a woman. If you choose not to wear make up because you just don't like the look or feel of it, alright, but don't do it to prove a point.
Most of the time it's not a pretty point and if you're on the dramatic road to proving something, you could at least look fabulous. Oh and make up =/= fabulous. Some of the most fabulous women I know have never worn make up, but don't trash your fellow woman for liking to decorate the christmas a little heavier than you do, we're all celebrating the same spirit of good will after all.
Also, one thing that I heard about today, is the way Americans (nay, I no longer consider myself American so much as total Eurotrash, meaning I have become a modern hybrid of old world and new world) idolize Europe. It sucks here. Trust me. It doesn't suck as bad over there. But it definitely sucks. And your gasoline is like, half the price it is here. Western Europeans are rude, self-centered, openly racist and vulgar. We talk about sex and alcohol and drugs like we talk about the weather and quite frankly, we've giving up on talking about the weather because it sucks either way. If the sun shines, it's too hot, if it's cold, we're all sick and dying of modern consumption (a.k.a. Swine Flu, thanks for that btw, Mexico).
All in all, this superfluous love of Europe will most definitely and indefinitely be murdered once you realize the British are pretty much drunk all the time, the Dutch are stoned all the time, the French are just plain mean all the time (no one here likes the French, and if anyone on my flist is French, I apologize for my political incorrectness but you guys are undoubtedly asking for it) and the Germans are rude or loud or both all the time.
The East Block countries don't get a description because I'd be here all night, I think Russia takes turns being a part of Europe which really does convey the deep set immorality and self centered-ness of their communist (socialist?) idealism. Scandinavia's just cold all year long and people commit so much suicide there it's a wonder there are people left, and the southern countries such as Spain and Greece, which used to be cultural hotspots are just white-people pulling tourist spots.
Oh yes, and we are all very hairy.
And we all smoke, or have smoked at some point.
And we are very hairy.
I guess what everyone is really thinking now is, this little suburban white eurotrash girl should shut her trap and stop complaining, and I don't blame you. All I know is, I love you all equally, and I am eternally grateful there are at least a hand full of people in the world who are just as big of a loser as I am.